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relaxyoursenses: ally-verde: Marilyn Monroe was considered the sexiest woman of her time. she doesnt have the gap, you cant see her ribs, her hair doesnt come down to her ass. she’s pretty much the opposite of what everyone risks their lives and tries so hard to be. society you fucked up. Confidence is key.  She accepted her body.  You’ll feel and will be seen as gorgeous and sexy once you accept who you are and what you look like. Yeah but she doesn’t have cellulite on her thighs, she has big boobs, and has a drop-dead gorgeous face. It really bugs me when people pull out photos of Marilyn and say that she was flawed but accepted it and therefore everyone else is fine. Go pull out pictures of a average person not a sex-symbol. I say this purely out of my own non-existent self-esteem. Marilyn can get away with having all those curves because they are in all the right places and she is toned and beautiful with flawless skin. Even if she wasn’t confident she probably still would have been widely famous and celebrated.
englishmajorhumor: forlackofabettercomic: Someday I swear I’ll find this magical place where people obtain “experience.” A few of you asked for Catch-22. I can’t resist posting this example of a Catch-22 faced by recent college grads. I got a job at a coffee shop, my first job actually, and I was fortunate enough that they were more than understanding of the whole “you don’t get experience unless you start getting experience somewhere.”
“Bones! Buckle up.”

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dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it

The Dick of Death - By William Shakespeare

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